Author: Stuart
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Perhaps It’s Time To Get Out
As I stood there in my boxers, ironing my wife’s pants for work while belting out some Adele, I thought that perhaps I’ve been a house husband a bit too long.
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Fulfilling Calories
Why is alcohol called “empty calories?” Sometimes is the most fulfilling part of my day.
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An Interesting Tradeoff
My youngest is finally potty training. As I watched him in the bathroom, standing on his step-stool, a full foot-and-a-half above the toilet, I realized that whatever money we may save in diapers will be spent on paper towels cleaning up the three-foot radius.
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Sweetness Over Time
My son comes into the garage covered in sugar and it’s a week later when I find the sugar bowl and reflect back
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The New Rec Room
The term ‘rec room’ can be horribly mis-interpreted
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Things We Bought Before Having Kids
As I pack the house to move across town, I started a mental list of things we bought before having kids: dry-clean only dining chair seat cushions crystal bar ware white linens glass-top tables wine that costs more than $9.99 a bottle delicate undergarments with multiple ties, clasps, etc. (my wife only, you smartypants!) the…
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The Date Matinee
Our wild nights out used to go from 7 to 2; now, they go from 2 to 7….
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Hot Dogs
I know hot dogs aren’t exactly “nature’s perfect food” but I do have to raise an eyebrow when I see the weird film on top of the water after I boil them.
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My Father’s Day Gift
How I fell, sprained my ankle, and had the best Father’s Day ever…
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Hollywood Here We Come
We’re currently filming a new movie called, “Napless in North Portland.” It’s a horror flick.