Author: Stuart
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Stu’s Diet Breakthrough
Hey Parents, here’s a little tip to help shed those unwanted pounds…
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Don’t Give Me That SH..
I fear my threshold for what’s considered inappropriate/downright disgusting has been altered
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Cleaning House
And on the sixth day came the great (house) cleansing …
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“You Want Fries with That?”
I didn’t realize what a horrifically hectic few days we’ve had, eating more fast food than I’d normally allow, until I finally got caught up and was able to make a healthy, delicious home cooked meal. I got a whole chicken, butterflied it open and started to grill it on the barbecue…(scene takes place by…
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Old Rockers Never Die, or Do They?
Back in my teens, whenever I heard the same song or artist several times in a day, I knew that it was because the band was popular. Now, when I hear the same song or artist several times in a day, I wonder who died.
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Hello Tom, Goodbye Kids
…made a Tom Collins with homemade Gomme Syrup, carbonated water, lemon juice, and Tanqueray Rangpur gin. Stay tuned for my new movie, “Honey, I’m Completely Oblivious to the Kids”
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What Dad REALLY Meant
The Devil Is In The Details, and sometimes the details come in the form of the eldest child
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Going to the Movies
One great thing about being the father of three small children is that I don’t feel bad about being the occasional curmudgeon… (scene takes place at the theater concession stand after waiting 10 minutes for our tickets and another 10 to get to the front of the concession line): Stu to unfortunate teen behind counter:…
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The Fancy Occasion
” Honey, I’m home. Ooh, champagne tonight! What’s the occasion?”
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Daddy’s Little Girl
Daddy is a Little Girl’s first true love, and a Little Girl is her Daddy’s last.