The kids are excited for my wife to come home in the morning after working a night shift. They want her to make them breakfast as they all hang around for an hour of social time.
As with most of us, some mornings are less perfect than others for my kids. And sometimes parents don’t have the emotional fortitude to not react.
Child: This crepe tastes weird.
Father to ungrateful child: You know what it tastes like? It tastes like the last crepe Mama will make for you.