Tag: sex
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Fun on the Farm
We have been having many day trips to visit various parts of New Zealand and we try to find learning opportunities in them. We learn about birds, habitat, electricity, fluid mechanics. Fun stuff. Then, while driving by one of the numerous paddocks where cows are grazing, we hear a squawk of delight from the back.…
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Not What I Had In Mind
My wife and I love trying new positions. Unfortunately, this means figuring out how to get comfortable after children crawl into bed with us in the middle of the night.
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Mommy-Daddy Time
when you go to the Red Cross to donate blood and they ask you questions like, “Have you ever traded drugs for sex?” – does that include giving the kids Benadryl
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I’m So Glad I Didn’t Offer Suggestions
My wife comes up to me and says, “How ’bout a three-way?” I say, “Sure!” and the next thing I know, I’m changing out the dimmer switch in our formal dining room…