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Not What I Had In Mind

Mick, Lilliana, Bennett, and Harrison sleeping in our bed

My wife and I love trying new positions. Unfortunately, this means figuring out how to get comfortable after children crawl into bed with us in the middle of the night.

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Mommy-Daddy Time

when you go to the Red Cross to donate blood and they ask you questions like, “Have you ever traded drugs for sex?” – does that include giving the kids Benadryl

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I’m So Glad I Didn’t Offer Suggestions

My wife comes up to me and says, “How ’bout a three-way?” I say, “Sure!” and the next thing I know, I’m changing out the dimmer switch in our formal dining room…

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