Month: July 2013
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Low Expectations, Highly Successful
One great thing about being a Stay-At-Home Dad is that people expect so little from me that I get credit for even the simplest of tasks.
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The Taste of Bread
After years of eating only cut-off crusts and end slices, I’ve forgotten what the delicious squishy insides of a loaf of bread actually tastes like
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Sugary Cereals
I decided that it was time to ween kids off sugary cereals and was mentally prepared for the push back…
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TGIF
At our house, come 5pm every night is Friday night; unfortunately, come 6am every morning is Monday morning.
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Bedtime Rituals
Bedtime is all about ritual. For babies it’s milk and snuggling, for older kids a book and brushing teeth, for Dad, a martini and a good cry.
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I Suppose You’ll Do
My kids love showing off their skills to my wife and sometimes I work myself into the act.
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My Wild Days Are Long Gone
In a mere twenty years, I went from that crazy MuthaFucka Stuart to Martha Fucking Stewart.
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Booty Call
My kids can ignore and mistreat me all day and yet, in the middle of the night, they come with those sad puppy dog eyes and crawl into my bed. It’s sort of a toddler booty call.
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A Bad Evening and a Moment of Clarity
My three year old is having a bad evening and I deviate from my normal reaction…
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Not What I Had In Mind
My wife and I love trying new positions. Unfortunately, this means figuring out how to get comfortable after children crawl into bed with us in the middle of the night.