Stuart – Page 10

Empty Calories

Since having children, I’ve stopped drinking soda. If I’m going to ingest empty calories, it damn well better be taking me to a happier place…

When I wake up at 4:45 am, I think to myself, “I only have 2 hours and 15 minutes of quiet before my kids wake up.”

I’m a natural when it comes to cleaning the house. Unfortunately, nature abhors a vacuum.

I find that the hard work of parenting is a just cause. Every night I find myself crying into a martini – just ’cause..

mick to stu: I saw a newborn baby in clinic today; it makes we wanna have a fourth. stu to mick: that makes we wanna have a fifth.