Author: Stuart
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The Lucasian Method
I practice the Lucasian method of child-rearing which means that I quote Star Wars whenever possible
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It’s a MAN, baby !
I was feeling good about getting regular exercise (keyword: was) until I took off my shirt to change into workout clothes and my youngest says to me, “I like your boobs”
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Six Pack Abs
I have developed a revolutionary new Ab Workout called “go-to-the-community-pool-and-suck-in-your-gut-for-two-hours”
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Team Sequeira Gone Viral
Team Sequeira has gone viral, and I don’t mean the “ooh-that’s-a-cool-video” viral
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Girlie Hairdos
People know it when I do my daughter’s hair because she looks straight out of the 80’s. I suppose it’s because that’s the last time I had hair
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Mommy-Daddy Time
when you go to the Red Cross to donate blood and they ask you questions like, “Have you ever traded drugs for sex?” – does that include giving the kids Benadryl
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Keeping the Christmas Spirit Alive
A lot of people say they wish the Christmas spirit could last the whole year through, but here at Team Sequeira, we’re actually doing something about it. We still haven’t taken down our Christmas Tree.
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Who Wants Toys?
I’ve been teaching my kids a new game called, “Who wants toys?” The rules are simple and exciting. We walk into a room together and if they see a toy they really want, all they have to do it pick it up and put in in a toy box or a shelf. If they never…
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My Little Army Brats
I think our kids should be in the military … General Nuisance, Major Pain, and Corporal Punishment…
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I’m So Glad I Didn’t Offer Suggestions
My wife comes up to me and says, “How ’bout a three-way?” I say, “Sure!” and the next thing I know, I’m changing out the dimmer switch in our formal dining room…