SAHDism

Month: June 2013

  • A Terrible Misnomer

    It was a sad day when I realized that “The Terrible Twos” don’t actually, as one might reasonably assume, end after the age of two

  • Ben Learning the Lingo

    Our older children are learning how to be potty training coaches (fun times)…

  • Harry’s Tantrum

    Harry, apparently, must have watched the old Monty Python skit “I’d Like to Buy an Argument” …

  • Quoting Stallone

    I was pretty sure that I’d never have an opportunity to quote Sylvester Stallone in a parenting moment, let alone Judge Dredd, but there I was…

  • Stu’s Diet Breakthrough

    Hey Parents, here’s a little tip to help shed those unwanted pounds…

  • Don’t Give Me That SH..

    I fear my threshold for what’s considered inappropriate/downright disgusting has been altered

  • Cleaning House

    And on the sixth day came the great (house) cleansing …

  • “You Want Fries with That?”

    I didn’t realize what a horrifically hectic few days we’ve had, eating more fast food than I’d normally allow, until I finally got caught up and was able to make a healthy, delicious home cooked meal. I got a whole chicken, butterflied it open and started to grill it on the barbecue…(scene takes place by…

  • Old Rockers Never Die, or Do They?

    Back in my teens, whenever I heard the same song or artist several times in a day, I knew that it was because the band was popular. Now, when I hear the same song or artist several times in a day, I wonder who died.

  • Hello Tom, Goodbye Kids

    …made a Tom Collins with homemade Gomme Syrup, carbonated water, lemon juice, and Tanqueray Rangpur gin. Stay tuned for my new movie, “Honey, I’m Completely Oblivious to the Kids”