I was pretty sure that I’d never have an opportunity to quote Sylvester Stallone in a parenting moment, let alone Judge Dredd, but there I was, playing the inanimate object upon which all three children were jumping and pretending to “drive”, until I finally decided I’d had enough and rolled over…
Daughter: Awww, Daddy, you broke our car !!!
Dad: Break the Car?!?!? I AM the Car !!!