Author: Stuart
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I Suppose You’ll Do
My kids love showing off their skills to my wife and sometimes I work myself into the act.
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My Wild Days Are Long Gone
In a mere twenty years, I went from that crazy MuthaFucka Stuart to Martha Fucking Stewart.
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Booty Call
My kids can ignore and mistreat me all day and yet, in the middle of the night, they come with those sad puppy dog eyes and crawl into my bed. It’s sort of a toddler booty call.
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A Bad Evening and a Moment of Clarity
My three year old is having a bad evening and I deviate from my normal reaction…
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Not What I Had In Mind
My wife and I love trying new positions. Unfortunately, this means figuring out how to get comfortable after children crawl into bed with us in the middle of the night.
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Motivation
I get the best workouts when I bring my kids to the drop-in-day-care at the gym, primarily because if I stop working out, they give me my kids back
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A Terrible Misnomer
It was a sad day when I realized that “The Terrible Twos” don’t actually, as one might reasonably assume, end after the age of two
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Ben Learning the Lingo
Our older children are learning how to be potty training coaches (fun times)…
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Harry’s Tantrum
Harry, apparently, must have watched the old Monty Python skit “I’d Like to Buy an Argument” …
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Quoting Stallone
I was pretty sure that I’d never have an opportunity to quote Sylvester Stallone in a parenting moment, let alone Judge Dredd, but there I was…