Pop Quiz: You are getting ready to prepare dinner for your family. Your spouse and the kids are at gymnastics class and will then be coming home in about an hour and a half. What comes first? Do you put on some Eric Clapton so you can listen to it while mixing a martini or […]
Tag Archives: cooking
Hot Dogs
I know hot dogs aren’t exactly “nature’s perfect food” but I do have to raise an eyebrow when I see the weird film on top of the water after I boil them.
Our Incredible Culinary Delight
Our kids have never eaten an English muffin until now, and the results are magicall…
The Taste of Bread
After years of eating only cut-off crusts and end slices, I’ve forgotten what the delicious squishy insides of a loaf of bread actually tastes like
Sugary Cereals
I decided that it was time to ween kids off sugary cereals and was mentally prepared for the push back…
My Wild Days Are Long Gone
In a mere twenty years, I went from that crazy MuthaFucka Stuart to Martha Fucking Stewart.
“You Want Fries with That?”
I didn’t realize what a horrifically hectic few days we’ve had, eating more fast food than I’d normally allow, until I finally got caught up and was able to make a healthy, delicious home cooked meal. I got a whole chicken, butterflied it open and started to grill it on the barbecue…(scene takes place by […]
Empty Calories
Since having children, I’ve stopped drinking soda. If I’m going to ingest empty calories, it damn well better be taking me to a happier place…