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Which Comes First

Pop Quiz: You are getting ready to prepare dinner for your family. Your spouse and the kids are at gymnastics class and will then be coming home in about an hour and a half. What comes first? Do you put on some Eric Clapton so you can listen to it while mixing a martini or […]

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Hot Dogs

I know hot dogs aren’t exactly “nature’s perfect food” but I do have to raise an eyebrow when I see the weird film on top of the water after I boil them.

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Our Incredible Culinary Delight

Our kids have never eaten an English muffin until now, and the results are magicall…

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The Taste of Bread

After years of eating only cut-off crusts and end slices, I’ve forgotten what the delicious squishy insides of a loaf of bread actually tastes like

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Sugary Cereals

I decided that it was time to ween kids off sugary cereals and was mentally prepared for the push back…

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My Wild Days Are Long Gone

In a mere twenty years, I went from that crazy MuthaFucka Stuart to Martha Fucking Stewart.

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“You Want Fries with That?”

I didn’t realize what a horrifically hectic few days we’ve had, eating more fast food than I’d normally allow, until I finally got caught up and was able to make a healthy, delicious home cooked meal. I got a whole chicken, butterflied it open and started to grill it on the barbecue…(scene takes place by […]

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Empty Calories

Since having children, I’ve stopped drinking soda. If I’m going to ingest empty calories, it damn well better be taking me to a happier place…

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