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Maybe Don’t Sign Your Name Next Time

June 2, 2017 by Stuart

Got the stretch washed for the first time in years. We can now see clearly the writing etched with a stick in the hood.
Someday soon my child, whose name begins with H A R, as shown in Exhibit A, will get smart and write something other than his name, and then we are in big trouble.

harry's name etched in car

Filed Under: Anecdotes

A Shitty Way to Sell a Home

June 2, 2017 by Stuart

…so one of my other kids didn’t want to be outdone apparently.
Last weekend I was at our house mowing the lawn and keeping up the yard so it looks nice for showing (we are selling it). Said child has to do some business so I take him inside to one of the pristine bathrooms and get back to yard work.
Today I am back to clear out some remaining items and I go downstairs to do my periodic check and smell poop. I worry something went awry with the plumbing!
I was both relieved and irritated to discover that said child forgot to flush down his nasty (NASTY) colon cleansing.
My love never wavers, but sometimes my eyebrow twitches a little more

Filed Under: Anecdotes Tagged With: toilet training

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