Month: June 2017

  • Maybe Don’t Sign Your Name Next Time

    Got the stretch washed for the first time in years. We can now see clearly the writing etched with a stick in the hood. Someday soon my child, whose name begins with H A R, as shown in Exhibit A, will get smart and write something other than his name, and then we are in…

  • A Shitty Way to Sell a Home

    …so one of my other kids didn’t want to be outdone apparently. Last weekend I was at our house mowing the lawn and keeping up the yard so it looks nice for showing (we are selling it). Said child has to do some business so I take him inside to one of the pristine bathrooms…