Month: June 2017
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Maybe Don’t Sign Your Name Next Time
Got the stretch washed for the first time in years. We can now see clearly the writing etched with a stick in the hood. Someday soon my child, whose name begins with H A R, as shown in Exhibit A, will get smart and write something other than his name, and then we are in…
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A Shitty Way to Sell a Home
…so one of my other kids didn’t want to be outdone apparently. Last weekend I was at our house mowing the lawn and keeping up the yard so it looks nice for showing (we are selling it). Said child has to do some business so I take him inside to one of the pristine bathrooms…