Month: May 2013
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Going to the Movies
One great thing about being the father of three small children is that I don’t feel bad about being the occasional curmudgeon… (scene takes place at the theater concession stand after waiting 10 minutes for our tickets and another 10 to get to the front of the concession line): Stu to unfortunate teen behind counter:…
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The Fancy Occasion
” Honey, I’m home. Ooh, champagne tonight! What’s the occasion?”
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Daddy’s Little Girl
Daddy is a Little Girl’s first true love, and a Little Girl is her Daddy’s last.
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The Lucasian Method
I practice the Lucasian method of child-rearing which means that I quote Star Wars whenever possible