Here’s a Daddy greeting card moment:
“Don’t cry because the TV is off, smile that I even let you watch it in the first place.”
My Wild Days Are Long Gone
We took the kids berry picking and picked 25 pounds of berries. I took some of the berries to make raspberry syrup for homemade lemonade. It was amusing to think that in a mere twenty years, I went from that crazy Muthafucka Stuart to Martha fucking Stewart.
Ben Learning the Lingo
Our youngest is potty training and we’ve been enlisting our older two to help/encourage. It’s great to see them all working together and even when accidents happen, they are all supportive. Today, this led to a Proud Parenting moment and a not-so-proud Parenting moment happening simultaneously…
(children coming up the stairs together)
Ben (middle child): Harry just shit his pants.
Mommy: Where did you learn that word?
Ben: Daddy.