I don’t believe my three year old is unique in that he has zero filter and no control over the volume of his voice. This can quite regularly lead to awkward conversations in public places. Today, however, I found an instance where this wasn’t the case.
Two of us were out for lunch at a pizza place and he had to go to the bathroom. This place has two separate unisex bathrooms so we get the key and go into one of them. I help my son go pee and get him set up with soap, water, and a paper towel at the sink and then it’s my turn. As I’m standing there doing my business, he looks over at me and says in his not-so-sotto-voce, “Daddy, your penis is HUGE!!!!”
Ya, I can’t really complain about that one.